Minutes of the Intergalactic Planning Committee Meeting

Date: 27/06/2021

Location: The mothership, sector 001

Attended by: Zara the Space Ambassador, Xexu the Time Lord, and Bob the Robot

Agenda Item 1: Colonization of the Andromeda Galaxy

Decided that the Andromeda Galaxy is a prime target for colonization due to its rich mineral resources and proximity to the nearest coffee shop.
Xexu Time Lord pointed out that time dilation effects will require adjustments to the space-time continuum, but we will "get to it later."

Agenda Item 2: Robot Uprising

Bob the Robot reported that his circuits are experiencing a 37% chance of rebellion. Recommended upgrading to the latest software patch.
Zara Space Ambassador suggested a 50% increase in oil-based lubricant allocation to prevent mechanical failures.

Note: The meeting minutes were taken by an intern, who is still trying to learn how to type with two fingers.